“This is Your once in a lifetime opportunity to literally change your whole life over night!”………..
say Martin and Roger. “$16,000.00 or more Your First Day“, “$120,000.00 Your First Year” and “Never pay a dime out of pocket”!
Really Martin? Really? I already smell BS, don't you? Of course, they are talking about their “product” Crazy Cash Club and how it will make you rich beyond your dreams, apparently to the tune of 1.2 million dollars in the second year! Sounds to good to be true, if you ask me.
I am curious what's behind all of that and I am sure you are as well. So let's take a closer look at this company in my Crazy Cash Club Review, shall we?
What Is Crazy Cash Club?
In all honesty, no one really can tell at this point. All we know is that you can sign up (for free?) to “secure your spot” so you can make a bundle come January 26th.
The owners of Crazy Cash Club identify themselves simply as Martin and Roger, no surnames given. Maybe they think they are famous like “Laurel & Hardy” or “Cheech and Chong“. Who knows?
However, Martin & Roger make no bones about it that Crazy Cash Club will not be a big Pyramid Scheme. Of course, they will say “that ain't so” because they are a “network marketing” organization (MLM) which comes with products and “forced matrix” compensation plan, like all the others.
The Claims of The Crazy Cash Club
When you log on to their website, you are greeted by a rather ugly image and a MULTI COLORED Flyer below it. Take a look.
This makes it abundantly clear, at least to me, that the folks behind the Crazy Cash Club are totally nuts. Do they really believe that we all are gullible enough to believe that the Crazy Cash Club is our gateway to instant millions, even without ever “paying a dime out of pocket“?
Anyways, let's pretend for a moment that you are, you need someone to give you a reality check. Here are some facts you need to know.
In every Pyramid Scheme, no matter if they call themselves an MLM, a Network Marketing Business or another fancy name, only very few people at the top of the pyramid making almost all of the money (that's the “position yourself early BS“, remember?). The Crazy Cash Club will not be the exception.
Only about 1% of all participants will be making a bundle, another 1 % will make some decent amounts. Want to know about the rest? About 8% can be happy to make about $1,000 bucks a month as long as the charade lasts, and all of the other poor suckers will be happy to just brake even. Many will lose substantial amounts of their hard earned money.
Don't believe me? Just take a look at the official earnings statement of the biggest online pyramid scheme ever….Empower Network.
The Crazy Cash Club Compensation Plan
Once you are done taking everything in that's presented on the first page, including the “teaser” video, you are just too ready to join and “secure your spot, FOR FREE” of course. Come on, click on the big Join Free Now button, it wont hurt.
Bummer. Now you are supposed to fill out a form asking for a lot of personal info; down to your home address, phone numbers,etc; the whole 9 yards. I was not ready for that, yet. Luckily, I spot a menu tab ‘Learn More”. Always eager to learn, I give it a try.
THERE! (Barry Scheck, O.J. Simpson lawyer 1995)……another video. This one is about 15 minutes and some guy tries to explain the whole thing and he does spend a lot of time on the subject “Compensation Plan”.
You find out that there is a 6 x 3 Forced Matrix which is supposedly to be a good thing. They explain that when anyone under you signs up, they still fall under you even if you didn't sign them up. Here is the “get in early BS” again, and it's still free.
See the $17,200 amount there? Seems to be very significant and I tried to figure out where this number comes from. I watched this video 5 times and, unfortunately, was not able to really grasp the math behind what the guy tried to tell us. But I'll be the first to admit that I suck at math so that could be part of the problem. Well, here is what I gathered from this video:
If you make $17,200 your first month (for some reason, this specific figure is repeatedly mentioned, as an expected earning for both the first day and the first month), but you also recruit Jan, Ted, and Sue who earn a total of $66,900, then you actually earn $84,100 a month!
Thanks to the geniuses behind Crazy Cash, you are a guaranteed a 100% matching bonus for everyone you recruit!
Uhh, what now? If you're still confused welcome to the club. Any time you need a long ass video to explain how you make money, it's a bad sign!
How Is The Crazy Cash Club Supposed To Work
Well, you sign up for free and “position yourself”; now you have to wait a couple of weeks until this thing takes off. As soon as that happens, you will be in for a little surprise.
Although you positioned yourself “for free”, you find out it's not THAT FREE at all. Now you are required to either purchase one off the “products” out of the offerings, or throw in the towel, quit and leave to try something else.
Why, you want to know? Because it's time for dollars to start flowing. In a pyramid scheme, the dough flows UPWARD. Those that joined UNDER you will have to pay YOU, and you, on the other hand, have to pay the folk ABOVE you.
And in order for you to make your $17,200 (or whatever) the first day, real dollars have to flow. Pushing FREE upwards would do NO GOOD for your bank account, now would it?
This is where the real work begins, if you decided to hang in there. You will promoting products to your family members, all your friends, people you like or dislike, your enemies and every member of every social network you are a member off.
You will be doing that until your family members stop returning your calls, you lost all your friends and the social network buddies put you on their blacklist.
The Products of The Crazy Cash Club
Like most bad MLMs (and not all are bad) there isn't a focus on the products which is a huge sign of a scam. The products are hard to find on their website. You will see a menu tab labelled “Your Cart is empty”. Click on that and then on “continue shopping”; that will finally take you to a page that displays four products.
- 5,000 Laser Targeted Visitors Price:
- 20,000 Laser Targeted Visitors Price:
- CrazySplash Click Thru Pages Price:
- Monster Cash Mini Webinar System + Guaranteed Top Position! Price:
I have not purchased any of the products but it's clear that the first three are aiming at “Website Traffic Generation”. Then there is the Monster Cash Webinar System.
Crazy Cash Club Cons:
Well it shouldn't be a surprise given what you've read so far this opportunity has a lot of red flags that make me uncomfortable. But let me try to lay out some of the big ones for me.
Crazy Cash Club is NOT FREE!
Granted, you can join Crazy Cash Club for free during the pre-launch period. However, in order to participate and try to make money, you will have to purchase at least ONE of the products from Monster Cash, owned by………..Martin Morse & Roger McEntyre. Isn't it funny how FREE turns into a money making machine for Martin & Roger?
Owners Have No History!
I literally had to stumble upon info on the owners after navigating through the site looking for something else. You would think folks as successful as these guys would have a prominent bio. But instead I literally had to hunt and accidentally find a short BIO for each of the mysterious Crazy Cash Club owners.
I never heard of these guys and could not find any other information on the web either. I am not sure if I would trust this duo to make me a millionaire! Oh well, the future will tell if they are the “good” or the “bad guys”.
Pyramids of Egypt!
One thing is for sure: The Crazy Cash Club pyramid will not be as pretty as the originals in Egypt. Their whole business appears to be based on a pyramid scheme rather than a real business. The fact that they encourage you to try to dupe your family and friends into this is a typical tactic of pyramid schemes. The other issue is you seem to be making money just from recruiting and not the actual sales of their products which is another big sign of a pyramid and why this whole opportunity is suspect.
Based out of where?
Digging around on their badly designed website, I found something disturbing. Their contact address is a postal box in Grass Valley, 101 W. McKnight Wy. STE B, Grass Valley CA, located between the Afternoon Deli and the Royal Dragon restaurant. I am not making this up; I found the spot on Google Maps.
Do you really believe you are going to make millions of dollars from an anonymous group which doesn't even have an actual office?
So Is Crazy Cash Club A Scam?
I truly cannot tell you if Crazy Cash Club is a scam just yet. From what I see and the way it is presented, it damn near smells like a pyramid scheme to me. Yes, they try to disguise it with “selling products”, but are these really tangible products that people WANT to buy and USE? I doubt it seriously. We will see how it all plays out after the big launch on January 26, 2015….
Personally, I will stay away from Crazy Cash Club and recommend you do the same.
I hope you enjoyed my Crazy Cash Club Review. We may revisit this company but given what I've seen, I think the writing is already on the wall. Either way I would love to hear your opinion, so don't be shy and leave a comment below. It will help me to chose my next topics to write about and continue to make money online.
Crazy Cash Club Alternative
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That's all for today, folks. Again, I am really interested what you have on your mind, so chime in below.
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Eddy with a y.